The journey of a lifetime

. Well, my bus finally arrived. It's nice that it's articulated. People, do you have to push so hard? Why is this woman flying so fast? There's plenty of room! Oh, I'll just stand here. I don't feel like sitting down. Now let's go back to the house, eat something, and lie down. Oh, that chick sitting there! She's so cute! She doesn't look like a techno chick. I wonder how we'd pick her up here. Oh, if only this bus could be transported to some deserted island! Preferably to some warm ocean. I wonder how everyone would react if they suddenly found themselves there. Those women in the front would probably panic and start praying to God, hehe. And you, bald guy, what are you looking at? You think you can get away with anything in a tracksuit, you little bunch? He'd probably throw himself at me. He'd get hit once, then twice, and then he'd calm down. So nice after a half-turn! I suspect a leader would have to emerge eventually. Everyone would want to rule the roost and prove they were different, better. The women would keep quiet because that's a male's job. I'd run away to an island somewhere, settle down, and then come back for the girl. I wonder how she'd react...

But the guy's looking at me. He's quite handsome. I wonder if he has a girlfriend? He doesn't dress badly. I wonder if he's at the cash register. It's nice when a guy like that picks you up in a Merc with a bouquet of roses. Then you can go out to dinner at a restaurant, or somewhere by the lake in a gazebo, by candlelight and moonlight, eat and drink wine from crystal glasses. Then we'd go and sit on the dock and stare off into the distance. The stars would reflect off the gently rippling water. We'd cuddle and listen to each other's breathing. Then he'd kiss me and confess his love. He'd give me a diamond ring. We'd start a family. We'd live in a beautiful house with a garden and have children...

What a nice car! Oh, and there's a man with a dog! That's a pretty dog! I wonder if Mommy will buy me one. She said yes! I'll have a dog! We'll play together! I'll kiss him a stick, and he'll run around! I'll name him Rin Tin Tin, just like in the fairy tale! I'll build him a kennel and live there with him! We'll play together, yes! And I'll cuddle him, and he'll lick me with his tongue! And when the snow falls, just like in the fairy tale, he'll pull me in his sled! When I grow up, Rin Tin Tin and I will hunt for treasure! He'll nibble with his nose, and I'll dig with a shovel...

Oh... he said he wanted a dog. When I was his age, I wanted one too. It's a shame we can't have one. He eats as much meat in a day as we do in a week! You'd have to hit the lottery. Then, my son, I'd buy you ten of them! We could try. I wonder what you'll become in the future. Maybe you'll be an inventor? Or an actor. You'll definitely be someone. You'll do well in school. Then you'll go to university! I'd love for you to be an orthodontist. A friend told me he earns fifty złoty a visit! You'd have a beautiful house, a smart wife, and lots of children. I wonder what will become of me when you finally achieve that...

What a handsome boy sits there. His mother must raise him well. He doesn't cry. Oh, he's so pretty. He reminds me of my grandson. The same eyes, only his face is a bit different. I wonder how Jola takes care of him. I'll have to visit them. Their second child is due soon. I wonder if it's a boy or a girl. It would be good if it was a girl, because we already have a lot of boys in our family. Krysia has a son, Agnieszka has a son, no one has a daughter! Tadek is getting married soon. He found a good wife! There aren't many women like that these days! I wonder if they'll have a daughter. They have to find an apartment; they won't be living in his studio apartment! Tadzik is a helpful boy. He'll earn them a house. He said he's already saved up a lot of money. I think he mentioned something about already having an apartment in mind. We have to get off at my stop…

And the bus stopped at the bus stop. People got off and returned to reality…