A person I could fall in love with"

Blond hair adorned with gel, beautiful lashes that accentuate blue eyes. A shapely nose, well-groomed hands, and the long, nostril-twisting scent of "Adidas for men."

That's the description of a typical heartbreaker. Add to that a crowd of screaming fans, and you simply have to have him.

Some girls declare their love to this ideal, others sob in their ears, suppressing their feelings.

*Would you like to have a boyfriend desired by a whole throng of corrupt female fans?

-No .

*Why?

-Because the title "my boy" should belong only to me, not be "gnawed away" at every turn by jealous "hands" and "eyes."

*So let's get to the point. Someone you could fall in love with?

-Let's think...They should be inconspicuous. They should always have something to say. They should be intelligent and resourceful. I'm interested in candidates full of ideas, unique, and with interesting interests.

*Looking for a partner?

- No, let's just say I'm looking around carefully. Because the person I'm supposed to fall in love with should be the first person in my life. I'm an individualist and I'm waiting for someone who will create such a tape of my life that I'll be replaying it for a long time.

*But please be specific. I want to know what they should look like, what their personality should be like, and what they should do.

- Okay, I'll start with their appearance.

Brown hair. A black and blue combo definitely suits me. I'm six feet tall or taller. I have my own style of dress. Of course, I exclude hippie fashion a la "flower children." A great sense of humor, but also sophistication and elegance are highly valued. A good memory is definitely essential (my birthday, name day, my mother's birthday, all anniversaries and meetings). I won't deny that I'm not interested in children, and I include "grown-up" men my age among them. Of course, I also want to point out that fate has already blessed me with one daddy, and for now, he's enough for me. Let him focus on school and work from Monday to Friday, but in return, he has to show us every day how unhappy he is that we don't see each other (text messages, internet). Saturday and Sunday are ours, then we're interested in the sun, culture, all the nice things, and each other. And even if there's a game on TV... well, sometimes you have to compromise. "Watch"—but we understand that everything in moderation. I like to be pampered and feel safe, and sometimes feel a thrill, so he really must have high ambitions.

*You've created a fantastic image.

But surely it wasn't supposed to be perfect?

​​- Well, yes, I've shown you what it looks like. But in reality, fate creates so many contradictions that we match up like puzzle pieces, even though we're completely different.

*So, really, someone you could fall in love with?

-I'm waiting for a surprise, but I won't get a star from the sky anyway.